Sonic Smasher Burger Review - December 27th, 2024

I didn't even order this thing on purpose, bro.

Imagine this; you and your best friend were out after a while of not seeing each other. I asked, hey, why not get us some dinner? We were both hungry and figured it would be nice to grab a bite together. We both liked sonic, so that was our place of choice.

I ordered a #1, thinking it was their good ol' sonic single cheeseburger. Unfortunately, I couldn't be more mistaken. Apparently, it was that sonic burger I've been seeing in those obnoxious commercials for months. The Sonic Smasher, your "new" favorite burger... yadda yadda.

Two nasty ass ground beef patties. That shit BLEW. I HATED IT. The onions were like squircles on a phone. There were too many pickles. Gratuitous cheese. And it's called a smasher because they must've smashed those patties with a mallet. Not even quarter pound patties, I'm guessing!

I initially wrote this two weeks ago, because I was utterly offended by the taste of the Sonic Smasher. I went back and finished this because I still am offended. I hate the sonic smasher and need to air this out. Thanks for reading, Byte out.