Welcome to the Shark Cave.

You have entered my personal corner of the internet. My 'Byte' of the web, if you will.

The Shark Cave is responsively designed, with the body being 800px max and media queries set to accomodate mobile users—meaning it should be perfectly viewable on mobile. However, it is worth noting that this site currently contains pixel placed images (aka images placed with position:absolute), as well as currently contains (albeit toggleable) falling objects.

While it was designed with platform responsibility in mind, The Shark Cave requires that you be fourteen years or older in order to safely view. There is mild swearing (including some occasional f-bombs), crude humor, as well as may potentially contain suggestive themes and mentions of drugs (medicinal mainly) in the future.

If this is all fine with you, press the button to proceed.